*Single Ginger Male
Hey, what about me? Just because I don't have any issues, you're not even gonna ask about me?!? See how they shut me out?
Hi! My name is Percival Snurflington. You can call me Percy or Snivels. I like short walks, stealing food from the baby, and snuggling.
I also like stealing Mumsy's phone and writing blog posts. But if she didn't ignore me, that wouldn't be necessary. I think I'll push her out of bed tonight to prove my point.
I'm going to be a year old pretty soon. I'd like birthday cards and cakes please. My brother (the human one) said we're going to have a big birthday tree in the house with lots of presents for everyone. Mumsy thinks he's confused.
I think he's right and everyone should get a birthday tree to celebrate my existence.
Uh oh. Here comes Mumsy. Gotta go.